Vulgar Food

Food that bites back.

unfussy s’mores brownies
"Hey, hon. No, no, nothing’s wrong, it’s just… I talked to Timmy this afternoon about our plans for his 4th birthday and his reaction wasn’t exactly what we expected. Um, I believe his exact words were: "Camping is for poor people." Totally serious, babe, and then get this — he hands me this two-page list of demands that span from a 12-course egg and dairy-free meal to an Algonquin Round Table Experience. Yeah — I know, our kid’s kind of a dick. I’m not super surprised, though… I mean, I feel like we were asking for it when we brought him home from the hospital in a 3-piece suit onesie."

unfussy s’mores brownies

"Hey, hon. No, no, nothing’s wrong, it’s just… I talked to Timmy this afternoon about our plans for his 4th birthday and his reaction wasn’t exactly what we expected. Um, I believe his exact words were: "Camping is for poor people." Totally serious, babe, and then get this — he hands me this two-page list of demands that span from a 12-course egg and dairy-free meal to an Algonquin Round Table Experience. Yeah — I know, our kid’s kind of a dick. I’m not super surprised, though… I mean, I feel like we were asking for it when we brought him home from the hospital in a 3-piece suit onesie."

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