peanut butter and jelly ice cream
“Wait, on your profile YOU SAID you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches! Why are you being weird about this? Hey! Sit down! I make ice cream for a living, okay? It’s not like I stayed up all night trying to get the perfect ratio of peanut butter to jelly or something. Oh fine, leave! Coward. I didn’t know there was a law against being fucking thoughtful. Oh, I’M a freak? If I was such a freak, I would have made you fucking DOG ice cream because you also said you can’t live without DOGS. Think about that the next time you break an ice cream genius’ heart!”
